1. Could you hold these for me, please?

    (Source: thatswhaticallsexy)

     
  2. 1979 reasons to love this shot.

     
  3. Heroine, not heroin.

     
  4. Damn it, kurtarrigo, that is way too much tuna!

     
  5. World’s oldest desert. Pfft, it shows. Wrinkly bastard.

     
  6. We are all stardust.

     
  7. Those fraternity boys are at it again…

     
  8. Do you remember when heresy was punishable by death? ECOSSE Heretic as seen on touchofmodern.

     
  9. This Nascafe Racer does not make lattes. 

     
  10. You spin me right round.